Aries : March 21 st April 19 th
You’re a skilled storyteller. You can cancel proposes with your best friend or call out of work sick, even when you’re in excellent health. You can get anyone to believe anything.
Taurus : April 20 th May 20 th
You have a habit of laughing at situations that are supposed to be entertaining. People falling down. Coming hurt. Stirring complete clowns of themselves.
Gemini : May 21 st June 20 th
You listen to hardcore music with texts that you would never require your mothers to discover. And your browser history is fitted with websites that you wouldn’teven tell your best friend about.
Cancer : June 21 st July 22 nd
You would do utterly in order to protect the person or persons that you care about. You would cover up a assassinate. Perpetrate a assassinate. Anything — as long as it remain your loved ones safe.
Leo : July 23 rd August 22 nd
You hate leaving the house, unless your makeup is applied and “hairs-breadth” is frizz free. Whenever you walk past mirrors( or any type of pondering surface ), youcheck to see how good you look. You’re haunted with your appearance.
Virgo : August 23 rd September 22 nd
Youget watchful easily. You require your neighbor’s vehicle. Your sister’s nose. Your friend’s dog. You ever require what you can’t have instead of appreciatingwhat you do.
Libra : September 23 rd October 22 nd
You have tattoos, penetrates, and stained “hairs-breadth”. You walk around with fishnets and your rift show. You adoration showing off your torso and you don’t give a fuck aboutpeople who adjudicator you for it.
Scorpio : October 23 rd November 21 st
You curse like crazy. It’s hard for you to complete a convict without propelling the F name in there somewhere. And most of the puns you tell are inappropriate. You have the dirtiest spirit around.
Sagittarius : November 22 nd December 21 st
You’reobsessed with sex. You envision everyone you meet naked and wonder how good they’d be in bed, how much they’d lament and what importance they’d like better. Sexuality is always on your mind.
Capricorn : December 22 nd January 19 th
You question too many things. Politics. Love. Religion. You don’t believe anything until you see it with your eyes first.
Aquarius : January 20 th February 18 th
Even though you would never act on them, you have dark expectations. When person pisses you off, you picture slitting their throat or submerge them.Your feeling gets out of hand.
Pisces : February 19 th March 20 th
You like to party. To suck. To gamble. To dabble with( soft) remedies. All of the things that your mothers alarmed you to never do.