‘SNL’ compares Trump to finding a finger in your chili but eating it anyway
Saturday Night Live is back, and that implies the yield of Alec Baldwin as President Donald Trump.
Let’s just say, the mock Trump was in an exuberant humor after his “amazing” week, capped off by airstrikes in war-torn Syria.
“I met with commanders from China, Egypt and Jordan; Gorsuch was substantiated; the media is responding delightful acts; and no one’s talking about Russia. What certain differences precisely 59 tomahawk rockets can obligate, ” Baldwin’s POTUS preens.
In the excerpt, “Trump” sees a group of his constituents who have a number of questions they want him to address. “I just wanted to devote 20 times today with my parties … folks who don’t whisper ‘oh god what’s happening’ right after I leave the room, ” he says.
The citizens been concerned the loss of coal mining enterprises, Obamacare, federally patronized drug rehab and after-school programs.
POTU’S solution to all of their questions? “We’re going rid of that junked! “
After school program? “Junked! “
Minimum wage? “Gone! “
“We can’t afford a new mansion because my mortgage is underwater, ” one gal tells the psuedo-president.
“We’re going rid of that, ” he ensure her.
“My mortgage? ” she responds hopefully.
“No, your mansion, junked! “
“We can’t even drink our own spray because there’s cause in it, ” she points out.
“No, we’re gonna deter that, ” Trump insists.
Through it all, his steadfast voters aren’t restrained. When he queries “but we still love Trump, right? ” all of them reassure him, “You’re my director! “
“You parties stand by me no matter what, ” Trump-Baldwin nods proudly. “It’s like you spotted a finger in your chili, but you still munch the chili because you told everybody you love chili it’s incredible! “
It isn’t long before apache helicopters haloes, and he cheerfully tells the crowd, “Keep feeing that finger chili and remember, I’m one of you! ” as he gets the inferno out of dodge.
Hard to swallow, but pretty accurate.