10 Times Buffy The Vampire Slayer Inspired The Coldhearted B*tches We Are Today

Before Edward Cullen onslaught our eyes with his pasty AF skin, there was Buffy the fiend slayer. Real talk though: Edward better counting his fucking approbations that Buffy had better things to do with her age, like stop the holocaust every five fucking minutes, otherwise you know she would have ventured his hipster ass the first possibility she got. Can you realize a world without Edward moaning to Bella about the whole way in which he didn’t wishes to fuck love her? What a world this is gonna be. Sighs. ANYWAYS, apparently its been 20 years since firstly aired and I suddenly experience the need to start drinking during lunch because Jesus Christ were ancient.

If youll remember, this was the been demonstrated that gave us the best one-liners to shell back at our babies with once they are being like, sooo embarrassing. It also was root causes of our desire to wear red-faced skin and scaffold sneakers. But most importantly, it gave us the only question to ask if you really wanted to know person: Are you Team Angel or Team Spike? But because I dont wishes to realise someone cry get into this with beings on social media, I wont start this debate now.* Cough* Team Angel* Cough*

From her manner hand-pickeds to the method she got every hot AF immortal badass to declare their undying charity for her, it’s clear that Buffy was a betch. So in honor of the line 20 th commemoration, here are 10 reasons why Buffy was a true-blue prefer betch.

1. She knew from a very early age that she was low-key better than everyone else around her and she wasnt “afraid youre going to” brag talking here it .

Me when a person on Tinder asks why I’m being such a bitch by not leaving him my number.

2. And like every true betch she gave her RBF do all the talking for her :


3. While other girls are get haunted by Bumble bros she had not one, but TWO guys willing to risk their literal someones for her charity .

I’ll gradual clap to that. Like, either of these chaps could cherish me, leave me, and fuck me up emotionally and I would say “thanks for your time.”

Also #TeamAngel

4. And on that indicate, she had the original platinum vagine .

Sorry Corinne, but did your vagina ever effect someone to lose their spirit/ try and end the world and/ or gain a spirit/ stop the end of the world? No? Then maybe you should think about re-branding those T-shirts …

5. She perfected the I DGAF attitude. Like, even though the holocaust is stopping she cannot even be inconvenienced .

Me when everyone starts freaking out about an impending snowstorm.

6. She’s also, like, V uplifting .

Seriously, she should got into motivational speeches.

7. When her friends stepped out of line( which was always) and tried to pull something stupid shit like save the world or wear mom jeans with clear plastic implantsshed be there to keep them in their fucking sit .

Words I sigh to myself every morning.

8. And she was ALWAYS having to save her friends from coming blackout and making home strangers fiend attempts .


9. She was full of judgement revelation into the human psyche .

That essentially hollers Do not trust her. Shes a fugly slut.

10. She died like, five times on the present and that still didnt stop him from being the hottest cast representative. And knowing it .

Tbh my alone objection is that she didnt realize the real knack that was Anya.

Her appreciation for retaliation and ridicule gives me the will to live. How are you able not cherish this daughter ??


In conclusion, Buffy was one of the betchiest girls of the ‘9 0s hands down. Now, if you need me, I’ll really be boozing like it’s 1997 again.

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